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Old 04-02-2004, 12:18 PM
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's
shop and came out with one rather large sausage.

Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where
he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson
Whiskey. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we
will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile
"Don't worry, I have a plan, down the hatch !"

They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through
my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub
after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the ninth or tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

Murphy said "So, how do you think I feel? I lost the damn sausage in the
third pub."
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